Who writes this stuff?

Tony Roman has been full of shit for over 47 years. With this innate skill, it seemed only natural that he would make his way into the world of fiction.  Thanks to a pandemic induced epiphany, he found himself faced with a choice.  A choice that he didn’t realize would be such a tough one.  Who knew investing in oneself would be so difficult?  Difficult, yes, but necessary if there is to be any change.  Change, not as an exercise, but a constant. This idea can be simply stated in the same way his old general contractor would: “If you keep throwing shit against the wall eventually something will stick.”  Tony has his hands full, throwing hard, and hoping this will finally stick.